“Supreme Court: Death Penalty Is ‘Totally Badass’” — The Onion
“Supreme Court: Death Penalty Is ‘Totally Badass’” — The Onion
Awesome Nike soccer ad. WATCH THIS AND UNDERSTAND! (via goff.)
“The heroes manage to run a shipment of weapons and supplies to Moses in their cadilac-speeder. They approach the wise smiling old man with the beard and the staff to deliver the goods, “Moses! Here are…”. The wise man shakes his head, points to the cliff edge, where they follow his gaze, and see a bald, scarred man in Warhammer 40K-style battle armor blowing up Egyptian cruiser tanks with a gatling, then leaping up to tear the wings off a passing fighter plane. This real Moses turns to the PCs mid-fall and gives them an unmistakably American “Good Job!” thumbs up right before he lands on a tank, punching through it.